Tech digest
A dive into the stories sweeping the tech landscape where Neanderthals flash some prehistoric dental prowess and Kickstarter finds itself stifled by payment processors.
Altman Faces Scrutiny at OpenAI Trial
OpenAI’s CEO, Sam Altman, testified in a trial over Elon Musk’s lawsuit that could reshape AI’s future. With accusations flying of nonprofit betrayal and ego skirmishes, one wonders if AI’s greatest challenge isn’t technical, but personal.
It turns out that Neanderthals may have been the world’s first dentists, drilling cavities with stone tools. Dentophobia: early edition.
Kickstarter Tightens Content Guidelines
Kickstarter, pressured by payment processors like Stripe, has banned several categories of adult content. Blame ‘economic incentives’—a euphemism for ‘business as usual.’
Azure digest
Azure’s world is abuzz, with zero-days continuing to pile up like a Jenga tower with questionable structural integrity.
Microsoft Zero-Day Deluge and the YellowKey Exploit
Plan Ahead Security
Windows BitLocker
A disgruntled researcher seems determined to rain zero-days on Microsoft’s parade. Introducing YellowKey, where BitLocker can now be unlocked faster than you can say ‘encryption.’
The Case for Autonomous Validation: 73 Seconds to Breach
Plan Ahead Security
Azure Security Services
With attackers breaching systems in seconds, the case for autonomous validation is as critical as ever. Patch time still measures in hours or worse.

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